A master of disguise known only as "Guido" in espionage circles, apparently sabotaged a landmark meeting between Secretary of State Madeleine Albright and Palestinian President Yasser Arafat by disguising himself as the former Misses Albright during peace treaty negotiations. The imposter used the opportunity to try and get crude oil at cost for internet XXX passwords, to try and convence Yesser that turbans are way more "kick ass" then "dewrags", and according to unnamed sources to have repeatedly told Yasser he was "dead sexy for a camel jokey." "I of course was fooled by this cunning master of disguise," said Yasser. "I suppose I should have suspected something when she didn't immediately turn down my sexual advances. I guess I just thought it was Yasser's time to get some tail, but while we were making out I noticed something bulging in her groin and quickly realized she was a he. I called for security but like a puff of smoke, the imposter was gone." In addition to disrupting the sensative negotiations, the spy is believed to have stolen a pair of Mrs. Albright's undergarments and Yasser's CD Yanni live at the Redrocks