Vowing to win the votes of tree huggers across the nation, transvestite protestor joined Greenpeace and immediately chained himself to a stack of logs at Texas A&M that were left over from last years tragic bonfire incident. During a live broadcast, TP announced that he had become a follower of Mustafa (AKA the love doctor) and had decided to embrace "earthy natural crap" in an effort to win the much needed hippie faction for his upcoming New York Senatorial race with Hillary Clinton. "Sure she's got a lock on the lezbos, but for the most part her contingency is made up of right wingers. So, I figure the freak vote is wide open for my taking", TP stated to the media. During further questioning about the complete lack of substance to his platform, TP's right hand man "gimp" jerked out a log to hurl at reporters causing the remaining infrastructure of the log pile to collapse on top of the three. Doctor Mustafa somehow was thrown from the wreakage unharmed but TP and Gimp were buried in the avalanche. Rescue efforts thus far have been limited due to the fact that immediately after the accident at least a hundred witnesses were seen setting fire to the mass.