(Soho, NJ)
The American olympist known as Raul Martin, came to the aid of KidRock during his "straight out of hell" tour this week. After Kid Rock's main midget Joe C went down with a case of tertiary syphilis, it appeared that the tour might be in jeoprady. "We were all pretty f***** tore up about possibly losin all that money," Kid told reporters after the concert, "But when Raul's agent called we knew the show could go on. At first he (Raul) was a bit tenative on stage but once we got to the second chorus of American bad ass, he really started getting down with his crazy gymnastic shit." Following the show, KidRock and Raul met up with Tommy Lee at a local bar. "He's one cool cat," said Tommy Lee, "he showed us how he can bend his head all the way down to his crotch. I guarantee you if I could do that I wouldn't have married that Pamela bitch." KidRock denied reports that Joe C was in danger of losing his starting position in the line up and that he would be a game time decision on Sunday.