(Havanah,Cuba)
Declaring a moral and righteous victory over the capitalist pigs to the north, Fidel Castro and Juan Gonzales addressed Cuba early this week to celebrate the return of Elian. "Communism is the bomb," Fidel exclaimed to the throngs of poor dirt farmers. "Those evil monkey spankers to the north thought they could take away our children, but the power of one gay father's love brought him home." Juan Gonzales, the homosexual father of the boy, had the following to say. "Elian was decieved by his relatives in Miami to believe that possesions like cloths and food are important. But now that he is home, he will learn there are more important things in life, like shoveling donkey crap and farming dirt." The celebration was brought to a close by Juan and Fidel who sang a moving rendition of I did it my way.