(India)
The Belgian butcher Measlafen, who gained world wide recognition for creating a super sausage, announced on Tuesday that he had joined a cult and had renounced the use of meat. Measlafen was joined at a press conference by love doctor Mustafa, leader of the flamboyant love cult, when he shocked the world by proclaiming that he was becoming a vegetarian. "For so long I have struggled to create the perfect piece of sausage and when I finally did it, a giant void was left in my life. I was hanging out at Gary Coleman's house one night when Dr. Mustafa came by, we started talking about tofu and the rest is history," the butcher had to say. "Although I no longer approve of killing innocent animals, I wholeheartedly support whooping up on Tofu and furthermore vow that I will not rest until I have created the super tofu sausage." Dr. Mustafa then added, "If you like the tofu, eat the tofu."