(Nokoia, Japan)
Buisness tycoon Buck Walters revealed in Playboy this month that he was given an authentic geisha girl concubine as part of a merger deal with Sony. "I was suprised by the offer in the begining," said the tycoon. "But now I've grown to love my sweat little geishas and wouldn't give them up for the world," he said. Claiming that there "ain't no lovin' like geisha lovin'," the buisness whiz reported the girls had taken love making to a whole new level. "There are things I've seen those two do that no other woman could begin to attempt." Mr. Walters speculated that their special talents could be due to their years of training or their unique physical qualities. "They are solid like a tree but flabby in all the right places and pretty darned cute to boot," he said. The buisness magnet denied rumors that he was considering adding to his harem, "Trust me he said, after a night with my geishas, I barely have enough energy for hostile buisness takeovers much less more lovers."