(New York, NY)
Only months after seperating from her former lover Anne Heche, Ellen Degeneres announced that she had found love again with her hair stylist. Ellen's new lover, Freddie Smoon, was once the hair dresser of Cher, Bette Midler, and RuPaul. "Although I am decidedly gay," said Ellen, "Freddie is just so feminine that he makes up for his gender deficit." "After Anne and I broke up, Freddie was there for me to hold me, dry my tears and trim my bangs," she said. The couple announced their love to the public after reporters spotted them together at an Indigo girls concert making out. At a press conferecne outside Ellen's house, Freddie released the following statement. "We are two peas in a pod. Two gorgeous blond peas. Two hot and sticky peas with gender issues. I love Ellen, she is all the man I could ever need plus we can share cloths." As of yet the couples have no pending engagment plans but are in negotiations with little Richard to get his sperm for artificial insemination purposes.