(Havanah, Cuba)
Week two: After going on their second dates, both contestants decided that the blocks should be removed allowing them to date anyone on the island. "It was just frustrating to meet someone fascinating like monkeyboy and to be unable to pursue it any further," said Ranjuan. Immediately afterwards Ranjuan and monkeyboy disappered into the rainforest to consumate their relationship, automatically making Pedro Martinez the winner. "I am proud today to be named Cuba's first Temptation island survivor," declared Pedro at a press conference outside his hut. When questioned by the media about his ability to withstand his temptors, Pedro stated that it was a testament to what his strong will, a good bottle of lotion and an active imagination.
At a later press conference, Fidel Castro reported that TV ratings for the show soared to an all time high beating out long standing favorites such as Everybody loves Castro and Sinfidel. "Knocking off American TV shows been very very good to me," said Fidel. Furthermore the dictator revealed plans to air a new reality show wherein an unnamed olympic gymnists father and a hermpahrodite monkeyboy would be stranded on an island with only their wits to survive while being chased by a hoard of blood thirsty inbred racist pig farmers.